books

  • on thriving

    i start thinking i can sell solar panels for 22,551.00 a month, and i get ideas like this all the time. like maybe i am a secretly successful person trapped in an average encasing: a golden kosher hot dog. my skin house has good bones but the upstairs tenant is an idiot. but so if…

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  • on earth, there was something called mcdonald’s, and you couldn’t stop fucking eating it. you could get a big mac which was like their specialty. they would get you with coupons. they were always offering you free things. free fry friday. you could get all the sauces you wanted, in the exact number you asked…

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